Many beers ago a few of my friends and I started a project. Our objective: write down as many silly pun names as possible. You know, like Chuck Wagon or Lisa Carr.

Well, the project got a little out of control. But now, thanks to the web, we can share the list with everybody! So here we go:

Al Abama
Lance N. Abcess
Izzy Able
Pete Abred
Marcus Absent
Randal Access
Billy Acre
Phil Addio
Steve Adore
Al Agator
Sue Age
N. M. E. Agent
Trudy Ages
Pat Agonia
Ray D. Aider
Jan U. Airy
Mort U. Airy
Claire D. Aisle
Terri Aki
"Lucky" Ralph Von Albertson
Bess T. Ality
Rex All
Colin Allcars
Bob Alou
Delores Ancient
Penny Ante
Chris Anthemum
Perry Anthrust
Dennis Anyone
Mike Keats Anything
Nell Anvoid
Hal Apenyo
Candy Apple
Tuesday Appointment
Les Apt
Anne Arbor
Ann Arky
Mel Arky
Marshal Arts
Ike Arumba
Tex Ass
Olaf Atsumone-Else
Olaf Attajoke
Tom Ato
Dave Atonement
Dom N. Attion
Jerry Atric
Kerry Atune
Portia Audi
Howard Avenmike
Tony Award
Claire D. Ayre
Helen Back
Honor Back
Stan Back
Michael B. Backsoon
Ted E. Baer
Ralph Bag
Winnie Bago
Crystal Bahl
Stu D. Baker
Hy Ball
May Balleen
Claude Balls
Robin Banks
Owen D. Bank
Anna Baptist
Clark Barr
Gay Barr
Em Bargo
Esther Basket
Hugh Bastard
Sue D. Bastards
Jay L. Bate
Everett E. Batterie
Adam Baum
Hamilton Beach
Sandy Beach
Shelly Beach
Jill E. Bean
Frank N. Beans
Andy Beatgozon
Ray Beeze
Paul Behrer
Chastity Beldt
Sarah Bellum
Carter Belt
Tim Burr
Barry Berry
Logan Berry
M. Bezzler
Iva Biggun
Minnie Bike
Otto Biografi
Lincoln S. Birthday
Archie Bishop
N. Joy Biscuits
Barbara Blacksheep
Drew Blood
Buster Bloodvessel
Rose May Bloom
Kelly Blubook
Bertha D. Blues
Bill Board
Mort R. Board
Peg Board
Joaquin Boaz
Jack Boot
Tina Bopper
Ben Bornagain
Hedda A. Borshun
Selma Botti
Christina Bottle
Aaron Bouy
Dennis L. Bow
Marcy Bowkew
Lance A. Boyle
Homer D. Brave
Dale Lee Bread
Ginger Bread
Herb Bread
Krista Bread
J. L. Breaker
Buddy Breathe
Z. Brick
Buck N. Bronco
Warner Brothers
Rusty Brown
June Bug
Brady Bunch
Esther Bunny
Sandy Bunz
Carl Burator
Paulette Bureau
Etta Burger
Tim Burr
Rose Bush
Carson Busses
Phil A. Buster
Ringo Buthtab
Brad N. Butter
Seymour Butts
Earl Lee Byrd
Willy Byte
Kit Anne Caboodle
Lafayette S. Cadrille
Patty Cakes
Will Call
Rhonda Campfire
Alberta Canada
Dinah Cancer
Hugh Canduit
Trish Canne
Laurel Canyon
Andy Capp
Colin Card
Curtiss E. Card
Brady Cardia
Walter "Walt" Carpette
Harry Carey
S. Cargo
Kitty Carr
Lisa Carr
Rex Carz
Justin Case
Bob Cat
Tom Cat
Russell Cattler
Anne Cestraloam
Daisy Chain
Slim Chance
Bill Changer
Chad R. Cheese
Ed Cheese
Hammond Cheese
Jack Cheese
Kareem Cheese
Cap A. Chino
Artie Choke
Ann Chovie
Judy O. Christian
Carol Christmas
Mary Christmas
Luther N. Church
Sue E. Cidal
Muriel Cigars
Clara Cill
Ida Clair
Art Class
Jim Class
Clarence Clearance
Terry Cloth
Doris Closed
Walter Closet
Blaine Clothesman
Billy Club
Bella Coas
Harry Code
Morris "Zip" Code
Molly Coddle
Chris Coe
Phil Coe
Perkin Coffee
Ethel L. Cohall
Cilla Cohen
Al Cohol
Mel N. Colic
Horace Collar
Tab Collar
Tom Collins
Mel N. Collie
Cy Cology
Rose N. Columns
Adam Computer
Derri Anne Connecticut
Wes Consin
Stella Constellation
Mel Content
Bert Control
Frank Conversation
Carmel Corn
Kitty Corner
Holly Cost
L. A. County
Poppy Cox
Jim Crack
Georgia Cracker
Graham Cracker
Jimmy Crackorn
Monte Cristo
Chris "Double" Cross
Vel Crow
Hugh N. Crye
Rose A. Crucion
Cookie Crumbles
Petey Cue
Mia Culpa
U. S. Currency
Eddie Currents
Barbie Dahl
Bard Dahl
Bill Dahous
Sonny Daise
Terry Daktul
Flo Dallone
Floyd Damn
Jim Dandy
Jack Daniels
Wendy Dambusts
Alfredo D. Darke
Julian Date
Agnes Daye
Chester Daye
May Daye
Rudy Daye
Ron Dayvu
Hal C. N. Daze
Cher de Blame
Lon Morrison de Garage
Joy Anna de Lyte
Juan Morefore de Rhode
Marco de Stinkshun
Barry de Treasure
Carrie de Way
Lora de West
Rose Dee Dead
Wayne Dear
B. V. Dease
Angela Death
Art Deco
Barry M. Deep
Doug Deep
Dan Delion
Barry Dellive
Fawn Delmee
Phil A. Delphia
Lois Denominator
Maria Dentist
Sue Denym
Fern Derbender
Owen Derful
Lee Derhosen
Pearl N. DeOyster
Geo. Desic
Lucy N. DeSky
Benton Destruction
Eva Destruction
Alice Uber Deutschland
Cy Dewauck
Meyer Z. Dhoates
Doe C. Dhoates
Lillian C. D'Ivy
Benny Diction
Val A. Dictorian
Uri Diculus
Katy Didd
Ida Wanda Die
Brian E. Diepe
Daffy Dill
Io Dine
Ben Ding
Bill Ding
Stan Ding
Buffy Dinner
T. V. Dinner
Phil Dirt
Duncan Disorderly
John Diss
Pearl Diver
Mason Dixon
Buddy Dharma
Roger Dodger
Libby Doe
Stan Doff
Leda Doggslife
Maria Doktor
Maximillian Dollars
Duncan Donut
Andrea Dorea
Mat A. Dorr
Ann T. Dote
Polly Esther Doubleknit
Ben Dover
Eileen Dover
Eileen Down
Elaine Down
Mark Down
Neil Down
Sid Down
Lynn C. Doyle
Chester Drawers
Ben Z. Drene
Dennis Drill
Anita Drink
Anne Droid
Yves Dropper
Robin Droppings
Dan Druff
Daphne Duk
Humphrey Dumpty
Stan Dupp
Morry Eale
Rod Eale
Bruce Eazley
Hammond Ecks
Val Edate
Ivan Ego
Ness T. Eistee
Otis Elevator
Anne Elk
Arch N. Emmy
Bart Ender
Archie Enemy
Sam Enjanetevening
Rod Enreel
Sam Ent
L. M. Entary
Verne L. Equinox
Bud Erdbuns
Polly Ester
Polly Ethelene
Marian Etz
Herb Evore
Io Ewe
Harold Examiner
Richard Excess
Benny Factor
Winchell Factor
Al Fannomega
Pat Fanny
Chuck U. Farley
Fanny Farmer
Cy D. Fect
Karen Feeding
Hope Ferterbest
Owen Fiberglass
Chester Fields
A. Fiend
Juana Fight
Anita Ficks
Harrison Fire
Hiram Firem
Annette Fish
Golda Fish
May K. Fist
Benny Fitz
Sue Flay
Cheri Flip
Dinah Floe
Jewell Floppies
May Flye
Bill Fold
Telly Fone
G. Force
Gail Force
Juan Formababy
Mel Formed
Grace B. Formeels
Mary Formoney
Sherwood Forrest
Sally Forth
Bob Frapples
Sam Francisco
Jesus Freak
Scott Free
I. P. Freely
Ima Freeman
April Fresch
Al Fresco
Mike Fright
Jack Frost
Rob Frumthurich
Ima Funnyname
Douglas Fur
Dustin Furniture
Hugo Furst
Frank Furter
Terry Fyed
Mort Gage
Holden Gaines
James Gang
Jane Gang
Victor E. Garden
Marvin Gardens
Della Gate
Ali Gator
Randy Gauntlet
Rhonda Gauntlet
Ben Gay
Marian Gay
Al Gebrah
Eva Geblumenkraft
Alma Gedon
Hans M. Gent
Shirley U. Geste
Byron Getonefree
Carmen Ghia
Ava Gina
Kelly Girl
Val E. Girl
Billy Goat
Faith N. God
Gloria God
Pat O. Gonia
Polly Gonne
Doug Gonnit
Luke N. Good
Omar Goodness
Mary Goround
Al E. Gory
Otto Graffe
Telly Graffe
Anna Grahme
Millie Grahme
Oliver Grape
Denny Grate
Emmy Grate
Doug Grave
Marty Graw
Misty Gray
Alonzo Green
Olive Green
Xavier Greenstamps
Amber Griss
Trudy Gross
Bat Guano
Lou Gubrious
Art Gumm
Lynn Guini
B. B. Gunne
Tommy Gunne
Ray Gunne
Peter Guzzinia
Bette R. Haff
Dewey Hafta
Dick Haid
Al Hambra
Patty Hamburger
Jack Hammer
Linda Hand
M. T. Hands
Cliff Hanger
Manny Hanover
Clem E. Hans
Wes Happenin
Phil Harmonic
Marian Haste
Kitty Hawk
Mo Hawk
Tommy Hawk
Sal Hepatica
Sherry Herring
Dick Hertz
Meg A. Hertz
Helen Highwater
Beverly Hills
Donna History
Denny Hittme
Ida Hoe
Jack Hoff
Chuck Hole
Doug A. Hole
Heidi Hole
Philip A. Hole
Sue B. Honey
Anya Honor
Claude Hopper
Charlie Horse
Dwight House
Maxwell House
Sara Doctrina House
Bud Hout
Carrie Hout
Holly Hox
Castor Hoyle
Thurston Hunger
Mike Hunt
Jacquelyn Hyde
Al D. Hyde
Tanya Hyde
Buster Hymen
Hugh Idiot
Barry N. Illuminati
Pierre Juan Imports
Carol Ina
Mary Inate
Gary Indiana
Aaron Izchest
Theador Izclosed
Arthur Itis
Simon Ize
Levi Jaquet
Mason Jarr
Anita Job
Yolanda Job
Case D. Joint
I. Noah Joke
April May June
Candy Kane
Jose Kanucee
Mark Kards
Zelda Karr
Rex Karrs
Ava Kashun
Bella Kat
Eddie Kat
Perry Keat
Barney Kell
Chick Kensoop
Spiro Keyte
Josh Kidding
Redi Kilowatt
Joe King
Lee King
Vy King
Howie Kisses
Red Kneck
Jack Knife
Pilar Knickersoff
Mason Knight
Willy Knilly
Gus Knott
Shirley Knott
Dom N. Know
Ewe Knowe
Kris Kraft
Lotta Krapp
Desi Krashun
Harry Krishna
Hugh N. Kry
Dixie Kupp
Manuel Labor
Cole LaDrinque
Viva LaFrance
Sal Lamy
Phil Landerer
Penny Lane
Ellis I. Land
Coleman Lantern
Marsha Lartz
May Bea Later
Marshall Law
Forrest Lawn
Corey L. Layness
Mabel Lean
Len Lease
Fred Lee
Rufus Leeking
Herman Lefter
Al Lergy
Bea A. Lert
Ruth Less
Wendy Levibrakes
Candy Licks
Daryl Lickt
Alma Life
Mandy Lifeboats
Gill D. Lily
Bo Linball
Carol Ling
Sybil Ling
Anna Lingus
Connie Lingus
Bob Link
Dan D. Lion
Ruby Lipps
Veronica Lishencourse
Millie Liter
Kitty Litter
Lilly Liver
Clay Loam
Goldie Locke
Jimmy D. Locke
Doris Locked
Penny Loafer
Lincoln Loggs
Gerta Loins
Alice Lost
Lana Lynn Lotion
Anita Lotte
Mona Lotte
Hal Lowe
Don Lubricant
Chuck A. Luck
Wanda Lust
Furston Lyne
Maude Lynn
Malcolm Magnesia
Taylor Maid
Willy Makit
Art Major
Paul Mall
Joe Mama
Willie Mammoth
Jerry Mander
Sally Mander
Donna Mankind
Audrey Mark
Hy Marx
Otto Matic
Dot Matrix
Horace McNure
Donna Hannah Mealine
Lee Mealone
Perry Mecium
Leigh Medown
Stu Meet
Marsha Mellow
Walter Melon
Ophelia Melons
Patty Melt
Jack Meoff
Angela Mercy
Eugene Metarzan
Millie Meter
Bette A. Million
Cole Mine
Franklin Mint
Lester Mint
Phil A. Mint
Merv Missile
Otto Mobile
Jack Modular
Ali Moe
E. Z. Money
Al A. Monie
Sara Monie
Chip Monk
Carmen Monoxide
Al Mondine
Dell Monte
Juan Moore
Johnny Mop
Luz Morales
Polly Morfus
Jack Mormon
Pete Moss
Rocky Mountain
Misty Mountaintop
E. A. Mouse
Lon Mower
Bessie May Mucho
Rona Muck
Midas Muffler
Rhonda Mule
Max E. Mumm
Minnie Mumm
Frank Lee Mydear
Mark Mywords
Penny Nail
Nick Name
Beau Nappeteet
Cora Napple
Lou Naryclips
Jim Nasium
Baxter Nature
Rusty Nayle
Fred D. Needle
Emmy Nems
Harry P. Ness
Maggie Net
Dale E. News
Amy L. Nitrate
Polly Nomial
Emmy Nominee
Oscar Nominee
Cliff Notes
Toby O. Notoby
Carmine Notyours
Laureen Norder
Abby Normal
Toby R. Nottobee
Yeta Nudder
Coco Nut
Filbert Nut
Hazel Nut
P. Nut
Art Nuvo
Lance O'Boil
Pat O'Butter
Al O'Bye
Phil O'Dendron
Mark O'Distinction
Fred O'Foe
Nate O'Forces
Hal O'Friend
Patty O'Furniture
A. Paul O'Gee
Upton O'Good
Lith O'Graffe
Hank O'Hare
Lil O'Lady
Jack O'Lantern
Gus O'Leene
Hal O'Leuyah
Chuck O'Lit
Ray O'Lite
Beryl O'Monkeys
Frank O'Prussia
Mac O'Roni
Bill O'Sale
Rick O'Shay
Ray D. O'Stayshun
Nick O'Teen
Kim O'Therapy
Nick O'Time
Ray O'Vac
Angus O'Veigh
Tug O'War
Hal O'Ween
Chip O'Wood
Hank O'Yarn
Elmer Oak
Mandy Oars
Mel Odios
Dennis Office
Willard Oggbark
G. Ometry
Fluffy Omlette
Bill Oney
Kim Ono
Liz Onya
Al E. Oop
Isidore Open
Janet Orr
Tom Orrow
Phil Ossofi
Les Ouifouerguette
Troy Ounce
Chuck Out
Doug Out
Luke Out
Max Out
Agatha L. Outtahere
Roger Over
Turner Over
Bill Overdew
Ethel Oxide
Olive Oyle
Georgia Pacific
Ramona Pageant
Mat Painting
Penny Pal
Cliff Pallet
Tim Panitis
Hank E. Panky
Titus Pants
Kay Pasa
Maida Pass
Bert F. Passage
Roy L. Payne
Georgia Peach
Warren Pease
Roxanne Pebbles
Iris Pectyu
Phil A. Peens
Judy Liver Peetza
Archie Pelago
Sam Pell
Sam Pellanhold
Bunny Pellits
N. Dee Pendance
Pat Pending
Stu Pendous
Ira Pent
Grace Period
Missy Perriad
Anna Pest
Curtiss E. Pfone
Victor Phone
Hebe Phrenic
Stu Pidd
Clay Pidgin
Otto Pilot
Bobby Pin
Ida Pingala
Gay Pinhole
Iam Pistov
Cheri Pitts
Celeste Pizza
Ari Plain
Mercy Please
Perry Plegic
Dana Point
May Pole
Rhonda May Pole
Harris Poll
Tad Poll
Rhea Polster
Lolly Popp
Jack Pot
Clay Potts
Will Power
Vito Powers
S. Presso
Penny Pretty
Lois Price
Peter Principal
Mat Print
Sofia Prunikos
Taffy Pull
Theopholos Punnoval
Derry Queen
L. O. Quency
Barbie Queue
Abbie Quiet
Bea Quiet
John Quill
Amos Quito
Q. Qumber
Dwayne S. Quogged
Molly Qule
Collie Raddo
G. Raffe
T. Bill Raitt
Forrest Ranger
Ty Rant
Dave Rath
Ken L. Ration
Edith Raww
R. U. Redi
Park N. Rear
Mike Reashun
Amanda B. Reckonwith
Suzanna Rectic
Hugh G. Rection
Everett Reddy
Rod N. Reel
Jason Reignbos
Kurt Remark
Dolman Ribber
Bob Ribbon
Carolina Rice
Ron Rico
Jerry Rig
Lloyd Ring
Isabelle Ringing
Miranda Rights
Jack D. Ripper
Earl Lee Riser
Abby Road
Rocky Road
Chuck Roast
Ward Robe
Maude Rocker
Mike Rofone
Ima "Noodles" Romanov
Mike Rometer
Ginger Root
Skip Rope
Mike Roscope
Tommy Rott
Otto R. Rottic
Mike Rowave
Billy Rubin
Evan Rude
Lilac A. Rugg
Ben D. Rules
Weldon Rumproast
E. Z. Ryder
Godfrey Saeken
Jeff Salad
Lesie Salt
Pete Sake
Carrie Scene
Trudy U. School
Boris Scilley
Stanley Screwdriver
Ava Sectomy
Mercedes Sedan
Frank N. Sense
Ed Settera
Anna Septic
Cecil D. C. Serpent
Simon Sez
Dick Shanary
Sharon Sharealike
Luke Sharp
Gary Shattire
Rick Shaw
Cleon Sheets
Devon Shire
Titus Shoelaces
Tyrone Shoelaces
Jacques Yves Shoretz
Opie Shoretz
Buck Shot
Hugo Shovitt
April Showers
Will U. Shuddup
Eric Shun
Cole Shute
Will U. Shutup
Jenny Side
Sonny Sideup
Vera Simmilitude
Horace "Ray" Sing
Carol Singer
Anne Sirdafone
Minnie Skirt
Elmer Sklue
Sonny Sky
Frieda Slaves
Hugo Slavia
Bob Sled
Sid E. Slicker
George Washington Sleptier
Fay Slift
Ruby Slippers
Rachel Slurr
Percy Snatcher
Dinah Soar
Ann Sodabed
Boris Somemore
Sam Sonite
Daniel B. Sorry
Bobby Soxx
Hali Specs
D. Spencer
Gracie Spoon
Perry Stalsis
Chuck Steaks
Frank N. Stein
Phyllis Stein
Walt Step
Willoughby Stingme
Vera Strange
Stan Still
Rosetta Stone
Buck Stoppsier
Bert Toast
Melba Toast
Chuy Tobaco
Al Toesaks
Clint Toris
Hal O. Tosis
Scott Towels
Cass Tout
Al T. Tude
Don Tudusk
Vic Tumm
Meg O. Tunn
Weldon Steak
Anna Stigmat
Peter Stroker
Reggie Stration
Art Student
Art Studio
Hugh Suck
Marion Sunday
May Sunnite
Art Supply
Amanda Supportmee
Vic Svaporub
Mabel Syrup
Buddy System
Victor Table
Hardy Tack
Del "Chicken" Taco
May Tag
Vin Tage
Bob Tailmare
Sheila Takya
Faye Talflawe
Gerry Tall
Renata Tampaks
Shara Tann
Ty Tannic
Sherman Tank
Rosemary Tarragon
Leah Tard
Rhea Tard
Paul P. Tate
Sal U. Tatorian
Rose Tattoo
Debbie Taunt
Eric Tayshun
Anne Teak
Jill Tedd
Tex Teditor
Moe Tell
Otto Teller
Lee Gill Tender
Rachel Tension
Theo Terr
Donna Thedead
Linda Thefree
Lana Thegiants
Roger Thesaurus
Jewell Thief
Ann Thrax
Emile Ticket
Art Ticulate
Fran Tickley
Rip Tide
Cass Tigate
Tex Tile
Donna Time
Justin Time
Mark Time
Phil Time
Vic Timm
Scott Tissue
Melba Toast
Boris Todeath
Juan Tootreego
Charlie Ton
Cheryl Ton
Barry Tone
Ginny Tonic
X. Tortion
Sal U. Tory
Tara Tory
Dawson D. Towel
Tinka Toy
Lionel Train
Dennis Tree
Mat Tress
Jerry Trial
Klaus Trofobia
Vic Trola
Al B. Tross
Brooke Trout
Peg Trousers
Al Truist
Mac Truk
Willy Tryit
Woody Tryit
Evan Tually
Yvonne Tubealone
Nan Tucket
Carry A. Tune
Scott Turfbuilder
Mark Twain
Enoch Twice
Tony Twin
Bess Twishes
Aaron Tyres
N. V. Ubble
Ed Ucate
Kent Ucky
Sue Udge
E. Jack Ulate
Chuck Up
Liz N. Up
Mark Up
Phil R. Up
Ralph M. Up
Kathy Upanishad
Atlas Van Lines
Mayflower Van Lines
Lee Van der Lurch
Bertha Van Nation
Bud Vase
L. E. Vator
I. Wannabee Vishnu
Val Vita
X. O. Verrisi
Lee Ving
Polly Vinyl-Cloride
Telly Vision
Nell N. Void
Val Voline
Clare Voyant
Duncan Yoyo
Bo Vyne
Chuck Wagon
Patty Wagon
Rudy Waiter
Dennis C. Walker
Jay Walker
Waldo Wall
Walter Wall
Cat R. Waller
Dennis C. Waltz
Mary Wanna
Polly Wannakracker
Lee Ward
Jay L. Warden
Bea Ware
Della Ware
Luke Warm
Fanny Warmer
Gail Warning
Hans Washyer
Sue Watt
U. N. Wattarmey
Butch Wax
Lee Way
Chick Weed
Hugo Weiner
Tupper Weir
Bette Wetter
Dick Whack
Buck Wheat
Daisy Wheel
Helen Wheels
Chad A. While
Lilly White
Seth Who
Betty Will
Abel N. Willing
Augusta Wind
Sam Witch
Jehova Witness
Guy Wire
Bud Wiser
Lewis Women
Waylon Women
Betty Wont
Holly Wood
Buzz Word
Sadie Word
Allen Wrench
Allison Wunderland
Mary Xmas
Dan Yankees
Bill Yards
Bette Yeras
Milton Yermouth
Larry Yet
Heather N. Yon
Buddy Yupp
Mark Zealot
Beau Zeau
Ben Zene
Ed Zeppelin
Lotta Zitts
Hans Zoff
May Zola
Kay Zoo
Y. Zupp
Monte Zuma